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So i was with a bunch of friends outside of a movie and i saw some hot girls walk by. So I walked up and said "hey im gay wanna convert me?"....apparently not :( IFAP

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Jun 28, 2010 02:01 PM - Random - by brobro

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So I was at the movies and I saw a really good looking chick. I came up to her and said, "you're really goodlooking, the only problem is your shirt. I don't like it at all. Take it off so I don't need to look at it." IFAP.

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Jun 12, 2010 04:09 PM - Random - by Jrkarikas

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So a cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock IFAP

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May 7, 2010 08:19 AM - Random - by firefern

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so I was at a bar and saw a really hot girl, I decided to play it cute and went up to her with a corny pick up line. "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." She looked at me disgusted and said, "Let's leave it the way it is with the N and O together." And walked away. IFAP

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May 7, 2010 02:51 AM - Bar - by crisdearmero

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So i was at a local show; i had been with my long-time-friend/crush all night. before i left she tells me "your voice sounds squeaky." i moved in for the kill by responding "yeah..i think i have a cold. wanna kiss me???" she laughed and responded "hell nah, man. haha! see ya later though!" IFAP

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Feb 11, 2010 10:15 AM - Event - by itkindaworked

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So I was at a park without my glasses. I pointed out the most gorgeous girl, her hair was so shinny. I made my way up to her only to realize that she as a male dog. IFLAP

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Jan 10, 2010 03:49 AM - Random - by crapass

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I've liked this girl for a while, and when I finally asked her if she saw us together or if I should keep looking, her response was: "Honestly, you should probably keep looking because I don't really have time for you right now." IFAP

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Nov 13, 2009 11:42 PM - Random - by random

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So I was at my school's construction-themed Homecoming and as I entered the dance floor, I saw my date. He was dressed as a nine-foot tall traffic cone with immobile arms and a rectangle for him to see out of. Plus, he refused to speak.

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Nov 1, 2009 12:41 PM - School - by Conehead

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So I was in my hotel after a Cambodian discotheque and as I walked to my room my friend pinned me to the door and asked me if I was "tired." Naively I replied yes, shuffled for my key, and locked him out. He had waited up until 1:30 for me. IFAP

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Jul 29, 9133 12:52 PM - Club - by angkor

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So I'm at the office party and spot a cute blonde at the bar and move in for the kill. We're chatting, and I think I'm making good progress on talking my way into her pants, when my boss comes over and says "ah, I see you've met my wife". IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:20 AM - Event - by private_public

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So I'm at a party and go upstairs to put my coat on the bed, when two girls follow me up and start arguing about who's going to have me. I think "yay!" then suggest that they can share me, and it ends up that they both agree that I'm an arsehole and want nothing more to do with me. IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:16 AM - Event - by private_public

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So i was at a house party. hanging with friends and getting completly wasted. Half way through the night i ended up in a room sat on a bed in between 2 couple making out. I couldn't help but look at the guys and say to myself 'god i wish i was you' IFAP

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Event - by lakeeffectskid

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so i was on msn chatting up some girl, closed the conversation and 20 mins later, when i completely forgot about the conversation, she replies: Wanna see em? im like hell yeahz. she was like, i call it basil, i was like whatever floats your boat. she sends me a picture of a horse. IFAP.

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Random - by shakethefloor

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So I was in a bar, having a drink with an ex-girlfriend, when I was overcome by the moment and offered her my hands across the table. She says (in a loud voice so all the nearby tables can hear), "Why on earth would I want to hold YOUR hand?" IFAP

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Aug 9, 2009 01:12 PM - Bar - by private_public

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I'm in love with a guy who's in love with a girl. I googled her and found her fiance. Guy I'm in love with now hates ME. IFAP

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Jul 29, 1032 12:48 PM - Random - by slackferno

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