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So I was walking down the hall, about to pass a girl, I think quickly to give her a wink. As I approach her I panic and just twitch both my eyes like an idiot, she glanced and we passed. She probably thought I was retarded. IFAP

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Aug 19, 2010 02:51 AM - School - by TrueCaruso

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So i was with a bunch of friends outside of a movie and i saw some hot girls walk by. So I walked up and said "hey im gay wanna convert me?"....apparently not :( IFAP

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Jun 28, 2010 02:01 PM - Random - by brobro

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So I was at the movies and I saw a really good looking chick. I came up to her and said, "you're really goodlooking, the only problem is your shirt. I don't like it at all. Take it off so I don't need to look at it." IFAP.

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Jun 12, 2010 04:09 PM - Random - by Jrkarikas

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So a cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock IFAP

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May 7, 2010 08:19 AM - Random - by firefern

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so I was at a bar and saw a really hot girl, I decided to play it cute and went up to her with a corny pick up line. "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." She looked at me disgusted and said, "Let's leave it the way it is with the N and O together." And walked away. IFAP

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May 7, 2010 02:51 AM - Bar - by crisdearmero

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So i was at a local show; i had been with my long-time-friend/crush all night. before i left she tells me "your voice sounds squeaky." i moved in for the kill by responding "yeah..i think i have a cold. wanna kiss me???" she laughed and responded "hell nah, man. haha! see ya later though!" IFAP

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Feb 11, 2010 10:15 AM - Event - by itkindaworked

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So I was at a park without my glasses. I pointed out the most gorgeous girl, her hair was so shinny. I made my way up to her only to realize that she as a male dog. IFLAP

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Jan 10, 2010 03:49 AM - Random - by crapass

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