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So I was in my hotel after a Cambodian discotheque and as I walked to my room my friend pinned me to the door and asked me if I was "tired." Naively I replied yes, shuffled for my key, and locked him out. He had waited up until 1:30 for me. IFAP

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Sep 4, 9133 12:52 PM - Club - by angkor

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So I was clubbing saturday night. My bf hadn't spoken to me all due to 'personal issues' and I was lonely. I see this hot-ass guy on the dancefloor; tight jeans and blond hair - I approach him and say "I need a new boy-toy, wanna dance?"
It was my bf. He'd dyed his hair and was with his ex.
IFAP.

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Jun 22, 2009 01:27 AM - Club - by Diva

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So I saw this ravishing young woman about my age at this club I went to go use a few pickup lines on her. I approach her and say "Damn! I hope we aren't related because I am totally digging you." It was my sister. IFAP

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Sep 4, 2653 12:45 PM - Club - by DemoniX

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So I picked up this girl at the club the other day and we were going at it in my car, and she asked me if I had a condom. Then I remembered I had the clap. IFAP

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Jun 2, 2009 09:51 PM - Club - by WTF

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So I was at the club scoping out potentials, when I saw one on the dancefloor... She was causing a scene, winding and grinding all over the place.. I gathered my courage- Walked towards her- Tapped her on the shoulder and said "Hey baby", she turned around, my jaw dropped and I said "WTFMOM?!" IFAP

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May 31, 2009 12:52 PM - Club - by Ron P.

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