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So i was with a bunch of friends outside of a movie and i saw some hot girls walk by. So I walked up and said "hey im gay wanna convert me?"....apparently not :( IFAP

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Jun 28, 2010 02:01 PM - Random - by brobro

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So I was at the movies and I saw a really good looking chick. I came up to her and said, "you're really goodlooking, the only problem is your shirt. I don't like it at all. Take it off so I don't need to look at it." IFAP.

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Jun 12, 2010 04:09 PM - Random - by Jrkarikas

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So a cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock IFAP

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May 7, 2010 08:19 AM - Random - by firefern

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So I was at a park without my glasses. I pointed out the most gorgeous girl, her hair was so shinny. I made my way up to her only to realize that she as a male dog. IFLAP

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Jan 10, 2010 03:49 AM - Random - by crapass

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I've liked this girl for a while, and when I finally asked her if she saw us together or if I should keep looking, her response was: "Honestly, you should probably keep looking because I don't really have time for you right now." IFAP

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Nov 13, 2009 11:42 PM - Random - by random

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so i was on msn chatting up some girl, closed the conversation and 20 mins later, when i completely forgot about the conversation, she replies: Wanna see em? im like hell yeahz. she was like, i call it basil, i was like whatever floats your boat. she sends me a picture of a horse. IFAP.

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Random - by shakethefloor

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I'm in love with a guy who's in love with a girl. I googled her and found her fiance. Guy I'm in love with now hates ME. IFAP

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Sep 4, 1032 12:48 PM - Random - by slackferno

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So I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. IFAP

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Jul 8, 2009 12:14 AM - Random - by Marcus

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So I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. IFAP

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Jul 8, 2009 12:12 AM - Random - by Darick

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so i was going round the clubs, pubs and on the internet, one girl turned out to be a lesbo even so she smiled when i told her how lucky she would to get with a pervert like me.Tried it again,this one turned out to a bloke come from a party.The last one was a cousin i didn't know about.IFAP

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Jun 11, 2009 08:21 AM - Random - by tim

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So i was chatting up this girl on msn and shes sending me pics of her sweet ass in a G-String, when from nowhere this dude Cunney sends them out all over Corsa-c, Shes now made a hate rap and wont stop sending me threatening text messages!!!

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Jun 10, 2009 06:23 AM - Random - by H6lpo

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So I was at this random party, I dident even know the guy hosing. And i saw this cute chick. Both were rly drunk, (and i was horney as an dog humping leggs every hour). And I asked her "wanna fuck babe?" She awnserd me "yeah, okey". But when we came to the bedroom, i passd out!! IFAP

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Sep 4, 8144 12:45 PM - Random - by Oxbull

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So i had been set up with a girl, she was recently broken up and was after just some no-strings-attached fun. I fed her too many drinks and she threw up and called her girlfriend to come get her. IFAP

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Sep 4, 2637 12:45 PM - Random - by malcontent

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So I was at the grocery store and I met this cute boy in the pharmacy. He was picking out lube. Trying to make light of the situation, I suggested a lube to him, saying that it's great. I then realized how bad that made me look. He then asked for my number, nevertheless IFAP

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Jun 6, 2009 05:45 PM - Random - by Janessa

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So I went to Starbucks and saw this reallly hot guy in the corner reading a magazine. i hop into the cute guy's lap and am all "i'm gorgeous, but you can call me lylli.. wanna make out?" And he says "no, i'm gay." IFAP

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Jun 3, 2009 09:00 PM - Random - by Lylli

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