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So I was walking down the hall, about to pass a girl, I think quickly to give her a wink. As I approach her I panic and just twitch both my eyes like an idiot, she glanced and we passed. She probably thought I was retarded. IFAP

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I agree, you are screwed (10) - You deserved that one (1)

Aug 19, 2010 02:51 AM - School - by TrueCaruso

So I was at my school's construction-themed Homecoming and as I entered the dance floor, I saw my date. He was dressed as a nine-foot tall traffic cone with immobile arms and a rectangle for him to see out of. Plus, he refused to speak.

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I agree, you are screwed (36) - You deserved that one (33)

Nov 1, 2009 12:41 PM - School - by Conehead

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