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so I was at a bar and saw a really hot girl, I decided to play it cute and went up to her with a corny pick up line. "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." She looked at me disgusted and said, "Let's leave it the way it is with the N and O together." And walked away. IFAP

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May 7, 2010 02:51 AM - Bar - by crisdearmero

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So I was in a bar, having a drink with an ex-girlfriend, when I was overcome by the moment and offered her my hands across the table. She says (in a loud voice so all the nearby tables can hear), "Why on earth would I want to hold YOUR hand?" IFAP

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Aug 9, 2009 01:12 PM - Bar - by private_public

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So I saw this girl in a bar. I decided to walk up to her and talk to her. As I'm walking towards her, she looks at me. I just walk passed her. IFAP

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Jun 12, 2009 01:40 AM - Bar - by Marcus

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I was in my local pub throwing a few chat up lines at a really hot girl ive never seen before. So all goes well and we are kissing and talking about going back to mine. I went to the bar to get a drink. When I came back she is all over my mate. Ironically they are now engaged and she is pregnant!!!!

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Jun 10, 2009 03:52 AM - Bar - by Tom

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So I'm gay and I saw this guy checking me out with identical clothing and was in awe over it. I walk over to go talk to him, only to realize it was my own reflection in the mirror. IFAP

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Sep 4, 3316 12:45 PM - Bar - by Gay_for_me

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So I played a gig last Thursday and I guess I made a fan; this girl was all over me. So we exchange digits, I go out for a smoke with my buddy (all proud of myself) only to come back inside and find her making out with some random dude. Then they disappear into the bathroom. WTF?? IFAP

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Jun 2, 2009 09:13 PM - Bar - by Anon.

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So I was in a gay bar on a Saturday night and nobody was buying me a drink... I decided to take the initiative so I bought a round of beers for the people at the bar in hopes that one man would come speak to me, but unfortunately nobody did and I was left to pay a $120 tab. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 06:43 PM - Bar - by ATR90

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