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So i was at a local show; i had been with my long-time-friend/crush all night. before i left she tells me "your voice sounds squeaky." i moved in for the kill by responding "yeah..i think i have a cold. wanna kiss me???" she laughed and responded "hell nah, man. haha! see ya later though!" IFAP

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Feb 11, 2010 10:15 AM - Event - by itkindaworked

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So I'm at the office party and spot a cute blonde at the bar and move in for the kill. We're chatting, and I think I'm making good progress on talking my way into her pants, when my boss comes over and says "ah, I see you've met my wife". IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:20 AM - Event - by private_public

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So I'm at a party and go upstairs to put my coat on the bed, when two girls follow me up and start arguing about who's going to have me. I think "yay!" then suggest that they can share me, and it ends up that they both agree that I'm an arsehole and want nothing more to do with me. IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:16 AM - Event - by private_public

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So i was at a house party. hanging with friends and getting completly wasted. Half way through the night i ended up in a room sat on a bed in between 2 couple making out. I couldn't help but look at the guys and say to myself 'god i wish i was you' IFAP

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Event - by lakeeffectskid

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So I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. IFAP

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Jul 8, 2009 12:10 AM - Event - by Secretss

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So, I was at my cousin's wedding, and there was this gorgeous girl there. I had seen her drinking earlier and couldn't tell if she was drunk, or actually having a good time. As I was about to ask her to dance, I see her slow dancing with another one of my cousin's. IFAP

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Jun 28, 2009 02:45 AM - Event - by lame-o

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So I was at Canada's Wonderland with a few friends, and we kept seeing these hot chicks checking us out. We wanted to get their numbers so bad. As we were about to leave, I went to go get a funnel cake by myself, only to see that my friends had got their numbers without me. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 01:49 PM - Event - by tonzie

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So I was browsing MR when this girl named Trish07 started to post. I was really curious what she looked like, because she seemed really interesting, relevant and flirty. I started talking to her, and asked her to send me a pic for fap. She sent it. I'll never fap again. Ifap.

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May 31, 2009 01:13 PM - Event - by RON MR

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So I was chilling at the Habs game when a 'ten' sits down beside me. I tried and tried to think up something to compliment her on-- then the game ended and she got up to leave. I jumped up and said "HEY you have really nice skin, Can I Wear it?" She kicked me in the chest. I fell 8 rows. ifap.

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May 31, 2009 01:09 PM - Event - by Ronette

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