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So I was in a gay bar on a Saturday night and nobody was buying me a drink... I decided to take the initiative so I bought a round of beers for the people at the bar in hopes that one man would come speak to me, but unfortunately nobody did and I was left to pay a $120 tab. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 06:43 PM - Bar - by ATR90

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So I'm gay and I saw this guy checking me out with identical clothing and was in awe over it. I walk over to go talk to him, only to realize it was my own reflection in the mirror. IFAP

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Sep 4, 3316 12:45 PM - Bar - by Gay_for_me

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so i was on msn chatting up some girl, closed the conversation and 20 mins later, when i completely forgot about the conversation, she replies: Wanna see em? im like hell yeahz. she was like, i call it basil, i was like whatever floats your boat. she sends me a picture of a horse. IFAP.

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Random - by shakethefloor

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So i was at a house party. hanging with friends and getting completly wasted. Half way through the night i ended up in a room sat on a bed in between 2 couple making out. I couldn't help but look at the guys and say to myself 'god i wish i was you' IFAP

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Event - by lakeeffectskid

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So I went to Starbucks and saw this reallly hot guy in the corner reading a magazine. i hop into the cute guy's lap and am all "i'm gorgeous, but you can call me lylli.. wanna make out?" And he says "no, i'm gay." IFAP

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Jun 3, 2009 09:00 PM - Random - by Lylli

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So I saw this ravishing young woman about my age at this club I went to go use a few pickup lines on her. I approach her and say "Damn! I hope we aren't related because I am totally digging you." It was my sister. IFAP

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Sep 4, 2653 12:45 PM - Club - by DemoniX

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So I saw this girl in a bar. I decided to walk up to her and talk to her. As I'm walking towards her, she looks at me. I just walk passed her. IFAP

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Jun 12, 2009 01:40 AM - Bar - by Marcus

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So I was clubbing saturday night. My bf hadn't spoken to me all due to 'personal issues' and I was lonely. I see this hot-ass guy on the dancefloor; tight jeans and blond hair - I approach him and say "I need a new boy-toy, wanna dance?"
It was my bf. He'd dyed his hair and was with his ex.
IFAP.

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Jun 22, 2009 01:27 AM - Club - by Diva

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So I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. IFAP

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Jul 8, 2009 12:12 AM - Random - by Darick

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So I was at the club scoping out potentials, when I saw one on the dancefloor... She was causing a scene, winding and grinding all over the place.. I gathered my courage- Walked towards her- Tapped her on the shoulder and said "Hey baby", she turned around, my jaw dropped and I said "WTFMOM?!" IFAP

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May 31, 2009 12:52 PM - Club - by Ron P.

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So I'm at the office party and spot a cute blonde at the bar and move in for the kill. We're chatting, and I think I'm making good progress on talking my way into her pants, when my boss comes over and says "ah, I see you've met my wife". IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:20 AM - Event - by private_public

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So I was at this random party, I dident even know the guy hosing. And i saw this cute chick. Both were rly drunk, (and i was horney as an dog humping leggs every hour). And I asked her "wanna fuck babe?" She awnserd me "yeah, okey". But when we came to the bedroom, i passd out!! IFAP

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Sep 4, 8144 12:45 PM - Random - by Oxbull

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So I'm at a party and go upstairs to put my coat on the bed, when two girls follow me up and start arguing about who's going to have me. I think "yay!" then suggest that they can share me, and it ends up that they both agree that I'm an arsehole and want nothing more to do with me. IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:16 AM - Event - by private_public

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So I picked up this girl at the club the other day and we were going at it in my car, and she asked me if I had a condom. Then I remembered I had the clap. IFAP

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Jun 2, 2009 09:51 PM - Club - by WTF

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So I was on the street and kept on looking at her. She nearly ran from me. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 03:58 PM - Street - by Pete

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