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So I'm at the office party and spot a cute blonde at the bar and move in for the kill. We're chatting, and I think I'm making good progress on talking my way into her pants, when my boss comes over and says "ah, I see you've met my wife". IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:20 AM - Event - by private_public

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So I went to Starbucks and saw this reallly hot guy in the corner reading a magazine. i hop into the cute guy's lap and am all "i'm gorgeous, but you can call me lylli.. wanna make out?" And he says "no, i'm gay." IFAP

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Jun 3, 2009 09:00 PM - Random - by Lylli

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So I was clubbing saturday night. My bf hadn't spoken to me all due to 'personal issues' and I was lonely. I see this hot-ass guy on the dancefloor; tight jeans and blond hair - I approach him and say "I need a new boy-toy, wanna dance?"
It was my bf. He'd dyed his hair and was with his ex.
IFAP.

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Jun 22, 2009 01:27 AM - Club - by Diva

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So I was driving one night and saw a sick M3 with a long blond haired chick driving. I was zig-zagging thru traffic to catch up with her, it seemed like she was playing around with me. I pull up next to her to give her a smile, and when she turned around I realised she was a man! IFAP!

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May 31, 2009 05:50 PM - Street - by Mark

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I was in my local pub throwing a few chat up lines at a really hot girl ive never seen before. So all goes well and we are kissing and talking about going back to mine. I went to the bar to get a drink. When I came back she is all over my mate. Ironically they are now engaged and she is pregnant!!!!

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Jun 10, 2009 03:52 AM - Bar - by Tom

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So I saw this girl in a bar. I decided to walk up to her and talk to her. As I'm walking towards her, she looks at me. I just walk passed her. IFAP

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Jun 12, 2009 01:40 AM - Bar - by Marcus

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So I'm at a party and go upstairs to put my coat on the bed, when two girls follow me up and start arguing about who's going to have me. I think "yay!" then suggest that they can share me, and it ends up that they both agree that I'm an arsehole and want nothing more to do with me. IFAP

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Aug 23, 2009 06:16 AM - Event - by private_public

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So I was at work at my grocery store and I catch a guy staring at my ass. I know he's gay because he's wearing True Religions. I smile and he begins to flirt with me. As he starts talking about the Tony's, his girlfriend walks over and kisses him. He hurriedly grabs his groceries. IFAP

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Sep 4, 5187 12:44 PM - Work - by BaggerBoy

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I'm in love with a guy who's in love with a girl. I googled her and found her fiance. Guy I'm in love with now hates ME. IFAP

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Sep 4, 1032 12:48 PM - Random - by slackferno

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So a few summers back, I met this girl. We fooled around a bit at a friends place, got to know each other, started liking each other. It was going good. A week goes by and I find out she was doing the exact same things with one of my close friends. IFAP

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Jun 2, 2009 12:16 AM - Random - by tonzie

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So I played a gig last Thursday and I guess I made a fan; this girl was all over me. So we exchange digits, I go out for a smoke with my buddy (all proud of myself) only to come back inside and find her making out with some random dude. Then they disappear into the bathroom. WTF?? IFAP

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Jun 2, 2009 09:13 PM - Bar - by Anon.

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So I saw this ravishing young woman about my age at this club I went to go use a few pickup lines on her. I approach her and say "Damn! I hope we aren't related because I am totally digging you." It was my sister. IFAP

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Sep 4, 2653 12:45 PM - Club - by DemoniX

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So I was walking down the hall, about to pass a girl, I think quickly to give her a wink. As I approach her I panic and just twitch both my eyes like an idiot, she glanced and we passed. She probably thought I was retarded. IFAP

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Aug 19, 2010 02:51 AM - School - by TrueCaruso

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So I was drivin down Decarie at 160 when I saw this SUPER hot girl driving a pink Mr2. I winked at her & she smiled and winked back, I blew a kiss at her &she had this super shocked look on her face. I was puzzled. Then I rear-ended a school bus and was ejected from my car into a bus full of JB. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 03:05 PM - Street - by RONPO_MR

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So I was in a gay bar on a Saturday night and nobody was buying me a drink... I decided to take the initiative so I bought a round of beers for the people at the bar in hopes that one man would come speak to me, but unfortunately nobody did and I was left to pay a $120 tab. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 06:43 PM - Bar - by ATR90

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