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So I went to Starbucks and saw this reallly hot guy in the corner reading a magazine. i hop into the cute guy's lap and am all "i'm gorgeous, but you can call me lylli.. wanna make out?" And he says "no, i'm gay." IFAP

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Jun 3, 2009 09:00 PM - Random - by Lylli

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So I was in a gay bar on a Saturday night and nobody was buying me a drink... I decided to take the initiative so I bought a round of beers for the people at the bar in hopes that one man would come speak to me, but unfortunately nobody did and I was left to pay a $120 tab. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 06:43 PM - Bar - by ATR90

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So I was at the mall the other day and i notice this girl staring at me while i stand near my friends. I look again and she still glances at me. So i begin to walk towards her preparing my pickup line with my friends now watching only to realize its a clothing store dummy. Friends now laughing. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 04:43 AM - Metro - by soldierone

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So I was at this random party, I dident even know the guy hosing. And i saw this cute chick. Both were rly drunk, (and i was horney as an dog humping leggs every hour). And I asked her "wanna fuck babe?" She awnserd me "yeah, okey". But when we came to the bedroom, i passd out!! IFAP

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Sep 4, 8144 12:45 PM - Random - by Oxbull

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So i was at a house party. hanging with friends and getting completly wasted. Half way through the night i ended up in a room sat on a bed in between 2 couple making out. I couldn't help but look at the guys and say to myself 'god i wish i was you' IFAP

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Aug 15, 2009 11:09 AM - Event - by lakeeffectskid

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So I was at the grocery store and I met this cute boy in the pharmacy. He was picking out lube. Trying to make light of the situation, I suggested a lube to him, saying that it's great. I then realized how bad that made me look. He then asked for my number, nevertheless IFAP

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Jun 6, 2009 05:45 PM - Random - by Janessa

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I was in my local pub throwing a few chat up lines at a really hot girl ive never seen before. So all goes well and we are kissing and talking about going back to mine. I went to the bar to get a drink. When I came back she is all over my mate. Ironically they are now engaged and she is pregnant!!!!

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Jun 10, 2009 03:52 AM - Bar - by Tom

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So I'm gay and I saw this guy checking me out with identical clothing and was in awe over it. I walk over to go talk to him, only to realize it was my own reflection in the mirror. IFAP

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Sep 4, 3316 12:45 PM - Bar - by Gay_for_me

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So I was at the club scoping out potentials, when I saw one on the dancefloor... She was causing a scene, winding and grinding all over the place.. I gathered my courage- Walked towards her- Tapped her on the shoulder and said "Hey baby", she turned around, my jaw dropped and I said "WTFMOM?!" IFAP

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May 31, 2009 12:52 PM - Club - by Ron P.

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So I was at work at my grocery store and I catch a guy staring at my ass. I know he's gay because he's wearing True Religions. I smile and he begins to flirt with me. As he starts talking about the Tony's, his girlfriend walks over and kisses him. He hurriedly grabs his groceries. IFAP

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Sep 4, 5187 12:44 PM - Work - by BaggerBoy

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So I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. IFAP

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Jul 8, 2009 12:10 AM - Event - by Secretss

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So i was chatting up this girl on msn and shes sending me pics of her sweet ass in a G-String, when from nowhere this dude Cunney sends them out all over Corsa-c, Shes now made a hate rap and wont stop sending me threatening text messages!!!

IFAP

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Jun 10, 2009 06:23 AM - Random - by H6lpo

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So I picked up this girl at the club the other day and we were going at it in my car, and she asked me if I had a condom. Then I remembered I had the clap. IFAP

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Jun 2, 2009 09:51 PM - Club - by WTF

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I've liked this girl for a while, and when I finally asked her if she saw us together or if I should keep looking, her response was: "Honestly, you should probably keep looking because I don't really have time for you right now." IFAP

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Nov 13, 2009 11:42 PM - Random - by random

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So I was at Canada's Wonderland with a few friends, and we kept seeing these hot chicks checking us out. We wanted to get their numbers so bad. As we were about to leave, I went to go get a funnel cake by myself, only to see that my friends had got their numbers without me. IFAP

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May 31, 2009 01:49 PM - Event - by tonzie

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