so I was at a bar and saw a really hot girl, I decided to play it cute and went up to her with a corny pick up line. "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." She looked at me disgusted and said, "Let's leave it the way it is with the N and O together." And walked away. IFAP

I guess I just straight up suck at it.

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so I was at a bar and saw a really hot girl, I decided to play it cute and went up to her with a corny pick up line. "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." She looked at me disgusted and said, "Let's leave it the way it is with the N and O together." And walked away. IFAP

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